Thursday, May 8, 2008

Thirteen things that annoy me

Sorry if I offend anyone...

1. When Tony leaves his dirty clothes ON TOP of the hamper. WTF, buddy - is it that hard to put them in the hamper?
2. Poodles. I don't care how smart they are - they bug me and I don't like their hair.
3. People who are talking on their cell phone, while pushing a shopping cart. I almost always get rammed in the ankles by those bastards
4. People who re-write the past
5. The band "Nickleback"
6. When my phone turns off for no reason
7. The Raiders (Go 49ers!) and "the black hole" Grown men dressing like idiots, getting drunk and being mean.
8. It annoys me that I haven't won the lottery.
9. When Ramon wants in and out and in and out and in and out. If I leave the door open he stays inside. If I shut it he barks. He's crazy sometimes
10. People who go to town picking their nose in public. If it's a sly pick, that isn't obvious, whatev, but some people just don't care who's around and dig for treasure. Eww.
11. When Thrifty's changed their name to Rite-Aid. It will always be Thrifty's to me.
12. When things get lost in the mail.
13. Running out of something and not having a back up immediately on-hand.
14. BONUS - Jessica Alba really annoys me. I don't care how hot she is - she bugs.
Again, sorry if I offended anyone.

7 comments:

Katie said...

hahaha!! so sunny! I used to have a poodle and they aren't always all they are cracked up to be. My dog used to let me put my underpants on her.

Kelly Marie said...

I can't believe you don't love Nickleback! I'm sooooo offended!

J/K I can't stand them either.

tara said...

ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! thank you for the best laugh ive had in weeks!!!!! hilarious!!!

Rachel said...

You crack me up!!

Shea said...

Seriously - it WILL always be Thrify's. And their ice cream will remain the best thing that ever came in the shape of a cylinder.

Erin said...

Never come grocery shopping with me- people ALWAYS call me while I'm shopping... and I always answer :)

I also love Nickleback!!!

Otherwise I totally agree!!!

One that I can add- the comment moderators where you have to type in the letters- why do they make the letters so hard to read sometimes? UGH.

The Shmoopies said...

Jessica Alba annoys the eff out of me too. What is w/her? She always has the same blank expression and is a terrible actress. I am soooo over her. Good list!

Sol

 

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